Prince resurrects to join Trump in supporting Russian Jehovah's Witnesses
15-11-24 02:54:57
World ¦ Prince Rogers Nelson, also famously known as Prince or as the Love Symbol, was allegedly resurrected in order to join Donald Trump in visiting a Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses following the news that Russia’s Supreme Court had ruled on April 20, 2017 that the Jehovah’s Witnesses organization should be closed down and no longer allowed to operate legally in Russia
“The Supreme Court’s ruling to shut down the Jehovah’s Witnesses in Russia is a terrible blow to freedom of religion and association in Russia,” said Rachel Denber, deputy Europe and Central Asia director at Human Rights Watch.
UN rights experts had urged Russia to drop Jehovah’s Witness lawsuit which threatens religious freedom, but to no avail. Interestingly, speaking of the UN, the Watchtower had declared in 1984 "It is really “the image of the wild beast,” the visible political, commercial organization of “the god of this system of things,” Satan the Devil. So the UN will soon be destroyed along with that beastly organization.". It was revealed in 2001 that the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of New York had been on the UN list of non-governmental organisations for 10 years.
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After urging Jehovah's Witnesses to seek asylum in the USA, Donald Trump announced he would visit a Kingdom Hall during one of their Bible study to support the movement. He was joined by Prince who, despite being dead, looked healthy and vigorously defended the religion : "This ban came as a shock, of course, but we need to remember this is what the Bible foretold. Since I died, I didn't fully follow the news as it was as if I'd been asleep, but the accurate knowledge I received from the faithful and discreet slave before I died helped me when I was resurrected this morning. I know it won't last though, Jehovah has told me it would only be for a few hours. The point is really to defend and support my brothers and sisters in Russia who will now suffer terribly.". In the few hours he had walking the earth again, Prince recorded a new single entitled "Jehovah's friends" which will be released in the next few days around the globe. All benefits will go towards buying one way flights from Russia to the USA for Russian Jehovah's Witnesses.
Donald Trump added "I'm happy Prince joined me today. He's great. He's the best. And I know music, you know. Now Jehovah's Witnesses should be free to do whatever they do. They're great. We will build a huge wall between the USA and Russia. A great wall. It will be the best wall. I make the best walls".
Vladimir Putin, president of Russia, responded in a Russian newspaper by calling the american president and the singer "idiots". Prince is expected to die again in a few hours and has been reported to smell of "rotten flesh". - AD
