Breaking news: a decade long investigation by the World Health Authority into potato crisp health benefits and risks, has seen British and Irish health ministers vow to completely stop production by 2022. Walker's CEO, Chris Farmichael has said "we understand the need to diversify the snack offerings of the future and we support the WHO's findings." Conversely, a Tyrrel's spokesperson has said it's fundamentally detrimental to British identity and plan to appeal the ruling in the Supreme Court. Boris Johnson was unable to comment. More to come.